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Three Reasons

Teacher: John, please give me three reasons why you know the earth is round．

John: Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so.

三 条 理 由

老师：约翰，请说出三条理由来证实地球是圆的。

约翰：妈妈是这么说的，爸爸是这么说的，你也是这么说的！

Homework

Teacher: I＇m able to read one of the compositions you did for homework, but you wrote the other one very poorly．

Student: Yes, sir——my mother is a much better writer than my father．

家 庭 作 业

老师：我只能读通你的一篇作文，另一篇实在是糟透了。

学生：是的，先生——我妈妈的文采要比我爸爸的好多了。

An Interesting Answer

Student A: Four sailors fell into the sea, but only one of them got his hair wet.

Student B: How was that?

Student A: Three of them were bald.

Who Is It?

A ship was passing by a desert （荒无人烟的） island, where stood a man who was shouting and waving wildly.

“Who is it?” the passengers asked the captain.

“I don’t know. When we pass here every month, he always does the same.”